FOOTBALL COMEDY:

                 IF FOOTBALL CLUBS WERE STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY.

Lets use our imagination and assume that some of the football clubs were students in campus. Lets describe the kind of students
they are.

BARCELONA would be a beautiful student with amazing grades, envied and loved by everyone, but hated by no one except a class
mate known as Real Madrid.

ARSENAL would be a 4 hundred level student, who sits on the 4th bench, in the 4th row, with his four friends. Who always remind everyone that he doesn’t come first because he doesn't buy grades (trophies) like his fellow class mate known as Chelsea.

REAL MADRID would be that rich student who loves changing his teacher every semester because he got bored with them..

MANCHESTER UNITED would be a student that had a great teacher that helped him a lot.
But after the teacher left, he failed badly because the new teacher,the old good one
(Ferguson) recommended was not good enough. The problem is, the teacher (Van Gaal) who replaced the teacher who wasn't
good enough (Moyes), thinks he is better than all the previous teachers because he was a first class student at the University of
Bayern Munich,Uni Barca and Uni Ajax. That was before he got transferred to Manchester University.

MANCHESTER CITY would be that ajebutta student from a rich royal family who buys the best cars (players), has the best equipment, does well in class, but never do
well when he goes for Inter-University competitions known as the Champions League.

BAYERN would be that rich student in a poor school called Bundesliga who knows how to
do everything. Including buying off grades from his closest competitor known as Dortmund.

LIVERPOOL would be the student of history who thinks he is a genius because he had wonderful grades in his secondary school
days. He never walks alone!

SOUTHAMPTON would be that smart, but poor student who does the best home works, but then sell it to his course mates
competing for the same position in the same class.

LEICESTER CITY is that good, but poor student who got transferred from a local University (Championship) to an International University known as the Premier League. He is giving the International Students a run for their money.
CHELSEA would be the new student who is hated by his class mates because he has a rich sugar daddy known as Abramovich and
an arrogant father known as Jose Mourinho.
He also comes first in his class from time to time. His haters loves shouting his failures and whispering his success like they did when he was top of the class a semester ago.

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